New Keyboard Design Promotes Positive Online Behaviour

In a groundbreaking development aimed at fostering a more respectful online environment, the Ministry of Free Speech has unveiled the revolutionary "Civic Keyboard." This innovative keyboard has been designed to help users avoid making offensive or controversial statements on the internet, encouraging a more harmonious digital discourse.

The Civic Keyboard features a minimalist design with only five functional letter keys: "I," "A," "G," "R," and "E." These keys allow users to type only one phrase: "I agree."

"With the rise of divisive language and harmful online behaviour, we recognized the need for a tool that would guide users towards more constructive and agreeable communication," said Ministry CEO, Eric Blair. "The Civic Keyboard empowers users to contribute to discussions in a way that aligns with the values of respect and unity. We wanted to create a product that makes it easier for people to be good digital citizens, and this device will significantly reduce the spread of harmful opinions and misinformation. By focusing on agreement, we can help prevent misunderstandings and the escalation of conflicts."

The Civic Keyboard is being hailed as a major step forward in promoting online civility. Early adopters have praised the keyboard for its simplicity and its ability to facilitate positive interactions. "It's really refreshing," said one beta tester. "I feel like I'm contributing to a more peaceful online community. And I can be sure I won’t go to jail for any of my harmful thoughts. Things will be so much easier for me online."

The Civic Keyboard will be released to the public later this year. You can pre-order yours now for the very reasonable sum of $1984