Welcome to Online Violence, home of the Ministry of Free Speech. We are the global leaders in combating online violence and ensuring a digital “safe space.” Our ongoing mission, known as Operation Snowflake, aims to create and sustain a harmonious online environment free from abuse. We deliver prompt updates on incidents that threaten digital civility and are dedicated to exposing these offenses. We work tirelessly to identify, prosecute, and penalize offenders who fail to uphold the highest standards of respectful communication across the online community.

What is Online Violence?

In recent years, the term “Online Violence” has become a vital part of the lexicon used by governments, agencies, and concerned bodies to describe the rising tide of digital aggression. Because the term has just been made up, it can be used to mean anything. As a government agency, this is very handy. The word “violence” traditionally evokes images of physical harm, and we at the Ministry understand that words, too, can be weapons. As a result, there is no difference between typing something nasty and punching someone in the face. Both are classified as “violence.” So, every time you type something hateful, aggressive, controversial, or insulting, you are committing an assault.

Ask yourself the following:

Would you kick Miley Cyrus?
No?
Then why would you think it's okay to Tweet:
"She looks like a yak took a piss on roadkill."

Would you punch James Corden?
No?
Then why would you think it's okay to write:
"He's an overpaid, unlikeable piece of shit who's about as useful as his treadmill."

Would you slap Millie Bobby Brown?
No?
Then why would you feel fine about typing:
"I see she got married. However, the only bridal wear she should be wearing is the kind made for horses."

This is the kind of violence that nobody should have to read.

Just look at the statistics: